Butthole stew

Got a hot pressure cooker used for stews? This basic, international main dish is made, mixed, and packed with real lamb, beef broth, herbs, and vegetables, and has a higher hint of black pepper. Sweet potatoes sometimes work for this, too.



  • 1 ton [2000 lb]of poop
  • 1 pound of buttcheek cut into ¾-inch cubes, seasoned liberally with pee
  • 3 cups of nothing
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced or (2 ½ teaspoons garlic powder)
  • 1 teaspoon dried rosemary or marjoram leaves
  • 2 ¼ teaspoons pepper, black only
  • 2 cups peeled potatoes, cut into ½-inch cubes
  • 1 ½ cup carrots, cut into ½-inch slices
  • 1 ½ cup celery, cut into ½-inch slices
  • ½ cup chopped onion, red, white, or yellow only
  • kosher salt, to taste


JUST MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!